When they confront the group, Richie pulls out a gun and Razor stabs his already shot hand to the table and a gunfight ensues.
The brothers come out on top and Seth goes to look at Richie's badly wounded hand as Santanico sees the blood. Her face washes over with an expression of lusting hunger.
She then transforms into a hideous beast-like vampire and attacks Richie, biting him on the neck. Richie collapses and appears to die.
Suddenly the bouncers and bartender rise and they are now vampires.
Razor/vampire lunges for a biker known as Sex Machine (Tom Savini) who's specialty weapon is a crotch gun.
Sex Machine: What the fuck?
He activates the gun and shoots Razor. All hell breaks loose when the other dancers all turn into vampires, attacking the customers. Even the band has turned into vampires, but continue playing. The vocalist's guitar is now a bloody cadaver with its arm amputated. After killing a customer, Chet/vampire lunges for Kate . . .
Chet Pussy: You know what they say about me? I suck!
Scott jumps in and smashes a bottle over Chet's head. While he's distracted, Kate shoves her necklace cross into Chet's mouth.
The vampire melts and fluids burst from his body. He collapses to the floor with only his skeleton remains. Another customer known as Frost (Fred Williamson), is doing his share fair of damage killing one vampire after another. Likewise, Sex Machine is piling up a stack of vampire kills.
Razor attacks Sex Machine again, but he pulls out a whip and lasso's his legs, causing Razor to collapse on a pool table. Sex Machine stakes him with a broken off pool stick. Razor goes up in flames and evaporates.
Santanico/vampire knocks Seth to ground and pins him down . . ..
Santanico Pandemonium [to Seth]: I'm not gonna d rain you completely. You'll be my slave. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
Seth shoots the rope holding the wooden chandelier, which impales her. Big Emilio/vampire starts lunging towards Seth and Jacob when Frost calls out to him.
Frost: Yo monkeyman! . . . . Anything you got to say to them, say to me first.
Emilio charges Frost, Frost sidesteps his charge and rips out Emilio's heart. As Emilio comes charging again, Seth and Jacob beat the vampire down with makeshit clubs. Sex Machine stabs the hear with a pencil, destroying the vampire.
The four men square off with four final vampire women.
After a short scrap, all four vampires are dispatched.
Sex Machine: Now, let's kill that fucking band.
Frost: I can do that.
Titty Twister Guitarist & Vocalist: Fuck you everybody, good night!
As the group goes to attack, the band literally explodes. Seth goes to find his brother's body as the remaining bar patrons realizes the vampire band is still there. Seth says his final farewells to Richie, but before he can finish, Richie turns into a vampire as well and attacks Seth who manages to get away. Sex Machine gets upper hand and is about to stake Richie . . .
Seth [puts a gun to Sex-Machine's head]: You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.
Sex Machine: He's not your brother anymore.
Seth: That's a matter of opinion and I do not give a fuck about yours.
Sex Machine backs down as Jacob tries to reason with Seth.
Richie and Seth share a moment looking at each other and Seth then decides he must kill Richie. He has them hold Richie down . . .
Seth: Here's the peace in death I could not give you in life.
Seth drives a stake in his vampire brother's heart, killing him. Seth begins to drink heavily . . .
Kate: Seth, are you okay?
Seth: I'm peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake into my brother's chest because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
As Jacob lectures Seth about getting drunk, the group starts to hear a swarm of bats surrounding the bar. They realize that the killed bar patrons are turning into vampires as well and must fight them off. Kate is corned by a vampire, but Sex Machine comes to the rescue. Frost instructs Sex Machine and Kate to stake the other vampires while they care of the mess before them.
Sex Machine: What's your name, girlie?
Kate: Kate. What's yours?
Sex Machine: Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate.
While they stake the remaining vampires, Sex Machine is bitten on the arm, but hides it from the others. The survivors realize they are locked in, they regroup and plan on what to do next.
Jacob: Does anybody know what's going on here?
Seth: I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?
Kate: Yes.
Seth: Do you have a cross?
Jacob: In the motor-home.
Seth: In other words, no.
Scott Fuller: Wait a second, just look around. I mean, we got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.
Sex Machine: Yea, he's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
Seth: Okay, I'll buy that.
Jacob: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?
Seth realizes that their best weapon is Jacob, a pastor, but he has lost his faith. Seth throws down a challenge to Jacob to become a warrior of God . . .
Seth: And if there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven... Jacob, there's gotta be. So which are you? Are you a faithless preacher? Or you a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
Jacob: I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.
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