Moments later, Kate enters the room wearing a bikini, shocked to see men holding guns to her family.
Kate: What's, um, goin' on?
Richie: We're having a wet bikini contest, and you just won.
Richie can't take his eyes off her, and he is day-dreaming . . . .
Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
Richie: Uhh... sure.
Seth snaps him back to reality and instruct him to get the RV.
Seth: OK, ramblers. Let's get rambling.
They kidnap the family, taking the RV, and forces them to drive to Mexico.
Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.
Richie's eyes wander over Kate's body. Jacob has noticed Richie's lurking attention towards his daughter and is greatly disturbed about it.
Seth: Richie!
Richie: Yeah.
Seth: Put in your bit.
Richie [to Kate and Scott]: I grind my teeth.
Seth talks to Jacob about his wife's death in a car crash . . .
Seth: Died right away?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
Jacob: Yes, they do.
The group is stopped at the border and the R.V. is searched by a custom's agent (Cheech Marin) but the brothers are hiding in the bathroom with Kate.
Richie is throwing a fit about hiding, he's thinks it's a bad idea, and he's upset that Seth called him a nut. He doesn't seem to care if the border patrol can hear him. Seth has heard enough and knocks him out.
But the border patrol hears the commotion and investigates, but he only sees Kate sitting on the toilet while Seth and the unconscious Richie are hidden behind the shower curtan. Border patrol allows them to go on.
Seth: We did it. We're in Mexico! [he grabs Scott] We're fucking in Mexico you little piece of fucking shit! I know that I have put you all through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are guys are all in my cool book. . . . Jacob, you're going to keep going down this road until you get to DiGallo. When you get to DiGallo, you're going to turn this big bastard left, and go a couple of miles until you see a bar called "The Titty Twister." And from what I understand, you cannot miss it.
Jacob: Then?
Seth: And then you stop, because that's where we're going.
Richie finally come to and Seth claims he just passed out. He tells Richie the good news they are now in Mexico.
Richie: Where are my glasses?
Seth: They, uh... they broke when you fell.
Richie: Oh, fuck, Seth, these are, like, my only pair!
Seth: Don't worry about it, we'll get you another pair.
Richie: What do you mean, "don't worry about it"? Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.
Seth: I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
Richie: Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fucking prescription.
Soon after they enter Mexico, they arrive at an eccentric bar called The Titty Twister in the middle of the desert. The head bouncer, Chet Pussy (Cheech Marin), is announcing a sales pitch . . .
Chet: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Seth tells the family they have cooperated well and to stay cool. He instructs them to follow him into the bar.
Seth: Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.
Chet: Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
Seth gets into a fight with Chet outside the club who refuses to let them in. Seth knocks his ass to the ground.
Richie [while kicking Chet Pussy]: Hi! How ya doin'! Enjoying it! Hope so!
They all go inside.
Seth: Now, this is my kind of place. . . . I could become a regular.
Seth approaches the bar and orders a drink. The bartender, Razor Charlie pours a shot but drinks it himself, telling them they are not, it's a private bar for bikers and truckers only.
Razor orders them to get out. A bouncer known as Big Emilio, slaps his hand on Seth, which makes Seth furious. But Jacob calms things down by producing a class 2 license for driving large trucks. Razor welcomes them to the Titty Twister.
Seth: You serve food here, Jose?
Razor: Best in Mexico.
Seth: I kinda doubt that.
They have a few drinks, including the teens upon Seth's insistance. As they drink, Seth is stewing over the bouncer touching him and plans to stir up a fight, but Jacob tries to reason with him . . .
Jacob: Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
Seth: What did you call me?
Jacob: Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again?
Seth: Umm-hmm.
Jacob: Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.
Soon Santanico Pandemonium (Salma Hayek) performs and erotic dance with a snake as flames shoot up around her. Just as she finishes her act, Chet enters the bar and tells Razor and Big Emilio what happened. Seth notices them . . .
Seth: Richie, get back on the clock.
Richie: How many?
Seth: Three.
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